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Sunday, July 26, 2026

DROP PASTE SOUP

When the tuna and mayonnaise spoil,
And, you have nothing to feed the highness, the royal,
Grab a cup of toothpaste,
Mix in cough drops to taste,
Serve when on the stove, you've brought the soup to a boil.


WARNING:  DON'T EAT OR YOU'LL BE SORRY
WARNING:  FIRE HAZARD

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