LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Saturday, September 14, 2024
DROP PASTE SOUP
When the tuna and mayonnaise spoil,
And you have nothing to feed the highness, the royal,
Grab a cup of toothpaste,
Mix in cough drops to taste,
Serve when on the stove, you've brought the soup to a boil.
WARNING: DON'T EAT OR YOU'LL BE SORRY
WARNING: FIRE HAZARD
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