MY MILITARY CAREER ENDED, BECAUSE OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES.

I told my Sarge, I couldn't run another mile,

I told him that running was just not my style,

Well, oh darn, and oh shoot,

The army gave me the boot,

After they made me sit in jail for awhile. 

IT RAINED ON MY SNOWMAN ARMY PARADE

Down the rain kept coming and washed my snowman army all away,

I was going to invade the neighbor's rhubarb patch on the first full day of May,

With winter labors I made 

My snowmen on parade,

Now, I'll have to start over with clay.

I TANKED A TANK AND A BANK

I was in the army and drove a tank,

I drove it out on a lake and it sank,

The army could see,

They did not want me, 

Now, I run a home mortgage bank.