LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Friday, December 30, 2022
I FED MY PET UNTIL I WAS INSANE
I once had a pet blood sucker named Pete,
Only my blood Pete would eat,
And as Pete grew much fatter,
I became mad as a hatter,
Lack of blood caused my brain to delete.
Monday, June 6, 2022
BAD WOOD
Will went out in the forest to carve some wood,
Will found a branch, he carved it good,
He carved a fighting stick,
But a wolf broke it quick,
Then Will was like nana, in Red Riding Hood.
Saturday, April 2, 2022
MY NUBS AND THE THREE BEARS
Along came two cutie bear cubs,
They were so cute I gave them intense belly rubs,
Then along came their maw,
She gave me her claw,
The three bears chewed me down to my nubs.
BEARS
Bears are coming out of their hibernation,
Looking for tourists with a Michigan destination,
And those bears like to eat,
All the fresh tourist meat,
Chugging swamp water for their libation.
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