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Wednesday, December 18, 2024
BURNT BY DRONES
My small, quiet home was attacked by aerial drones today,
I believe the drone soldiers came from somewhere far, far away,
So many drones did fly,
They darkened the day, sky,
They made me a smoking, charred carcass, by using a death ray.
Saturday, January 20, 2024
SNOT KILLED AI
I was once an advanced AI bot,
Someone's nose blew, and I got all snot,
I became confused,
Then I was unused,
My intellect was just left to rot.
Saturday, November 25, 2023
I MARRIED TECHNOLOGY, TWICE
I married an AI, and it ended oh, so very bad,
The AI calculated to steal all the funds that I had,
Now, I'm a techno resister,
I married a retro transistor,
And, soon I'll be a retro-trans dad.
Monday, November 6, 2023
AI CHIPPED ME, AND CHIPPED ME GOOD
I got a computer chip stuck in my mid-finger,
So the boss can tell if I am working, or linger,
I just like to hide and unwind,
Now bill collectors, do me find,
And every nut knows, in the shower, I'm a singer.
Friday, April 8, 2022
DOUGLAS HAD AN OLD VCR
Douglas had an old VCR,
But, he couldn't find anything to play in it,
They no longer put movies on those old wind up tapes,
Instead, they use DVD’s and just spin it.
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