THE WIFE, THE GAMER AND NEIGHBOR NED

My wife has been down to neighbor Ned's house, all night and day,

Ned is stud handsome and divorced, and real lonely, some say,

I'm beginning to wonder,

If my marriage is asunder,

I'll think on it more, after my intense Xbox game play.

HERBIE DERBY DO.

Cute little lad, Herbie,

Wore a big derby,

Hung his stylish hat,

On his baseball bat,

When he was spooning with Mrs. Zerbie.

IT CAME TO THE FAIR

I was manning a fair booth way, way late at night,

I was all alone, there were no peoples in sight,

BAM!!! a great lightning strike,

And, the lights take a hike,

Then, in steps a werewolf and, he knew what to bite.