HERBIE DERBY DO.

Cute little lad, Herbie,

Wore a big derby,

Hung his stylish hat,

On his baseball bat,

When he was spooning with Mrs. Zerbie.

HE ATE ANKLE AND GOT PAINTED

There was a strange maniac, who lived under Chester's stuffed couch,

When Chester sat down, he bit Chester's heel, and Chester cried, "Ouch!"

Chester got his paintball gun,

That maniac took a run,

The maniac got painted pretty; the neighbors would vouch.

A ZOMBIE IN MY APPLE TREE

There was a zombie sitting in my apple tree,

Chewing on the bones of my little collie,

I called him a brat,

Told him to scat,

He just kept chewing, and looked funny at me.