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Showing posts with label Rotten. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rotten. Show all posts

Thursday, October 17, 2024

THE GEEK WHO WENT TO CREEK

In the Michigan city, called Battle Creek,
I went to a thrift store and bought an antique,
A cute porcelain bear,
With ginger colored hair,
When I took it home, my kids called me a geek.


Thursday, April 18, 2024

APPLES, WORMY OR SQUISHY

The apples on the tree were wormy and ripe,
The apples on the ground were squishy like tripe,
So, wormy apples it be,
That I picked from the tree,
Although, apples with fewer worms are my type.


Tuesday, August 8, 2023

VISA IS THE TOOTH FAIRY, WHO PAYS NEDDY'S DENTIST BILLS

Neddy had bad tooth decay,
But, he ate his candy, anyway,
When his front tooth popped out,
Neddy had not, any doubt,
He had to see a dentist, and max his credit card to pay.

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

PIZZA GONE BAD

The pizza I had delivered, tasted like feet,πŸ‘£
It was pricy, and I still had to eat,πŸ’ΈπŸ•πŸ•
So I shared with a friend,πŸ‘―
Turned an enemy by the end,😠
We both had our stomachs pumped, now we're both beat.πŸš‘πŸ¨πŸ’€