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Thursday, October 17, 2024
THE GEEK WHO WENT TO CREEK
In the Michigan city, called Battle Creek,
I went to a thrift store and bought an antique,
A cute porcelain bear,
With ginger colored hair,
When I took it home, my kids called me a geek.
Thursday, April 18, 2024
APPLES, WORMY OR SQUISHY
The apples on the tree were wormy and ripe,
The apples on the ground were squishy like tripe,
So, wormy apples it be,
That I picked from the tree,
Although, apples with fewer worms are my type.
Tuesday, August 8, 2023
VISA IS THE TOOTH FAIRY, WHO PAYS NEDDY'S DENTIST BILLS
Neddy had bad tooth decay,
But, he ate his candy, anyway,
When his front tooth popped out,
Neddy had not, any doubt,
He had to see a dentist, and max his credit card to pay.
Tuesday, January 24, 2023
PIZZA GONE BAD
The pizza I had delivered, tasted like feet,π£
It was pricy, and I still had to eat,πΈππ
So I shared with a friend,π―
Turned an enemy by the end,π
We both had our stomachs pumped, now we're both beat.ππ¨π€
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