DEATH BY BAT SCABIES

My storm door broken window let in a fright,🏡

It flew into my bedroom and gave my nose quite a bite,👃

The flying rat gave me rabies,😱

And, terminal scabies,💀

I erred and didn't seal my whole house up tight.🏚🔨

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THE DEER HUNT AND THE BAT LIMERICK

I climbed up a tree to hunt deer with my bow,
A big buck I targeted and was good to go,
But, the tree where I sat,
Was the home of a bat,
I then panicked and shot off my big toe.  

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