LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Tuesday, November 28, 2023
KEEPING COWS FEELING SAFE INCREASES MILK PRODUCTION
I fenced in the barnyard to keep out the big cats,
I plugged the holes in the barn to thwart entry by bats,
Although, their emotions they hid,
The cows loved what I did,
Milk production has increased, so say the new stats.
Wednesday, September 20, 2023
MONKEYS, CATTLE AND RATTLESNAKES LIMERICK
Two little monkeys raised and sold some cattle,
Then over the proceeds they started to battle,
One thought it was best,
That in cattle they reinvest,
The other wanted to raise snakes that would rattle.
Friday, November 4, 2022
I RESPECT THE COWS
I love cows because from them comes cheese,๐ง๐
Cows make my milk and scent my breeze,๐ถ๐ฉ๐
Ode to the farm,๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ณ
May the cows know no harm,๐ฎ
Except for the hind quarter, I freeze.๐๐
Saturday, January 16, 2016
MY COW DRANK WATER FROM MICHIGAN'S FLINT RIVER LIMERICK
My cow wandered down to the Flint River to drink,
She took only one sip and then she turned bright pink,
Now, she no longer gives milk,
But, all day just spits silk,
It's the river water that caused this I think.
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