There was a robin named Mr. Poke,
He could not find worms and was a joke,
Poor Pokey could not see,
The rattlesnake named Bea,
Bea washed down Mr. Poke with a Coke.
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Showing posts with label SNAKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SNAKES. Show all posts
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Friday, September 19, 2025
MONKEYS, CATTLE AND RATTLESNAKES LIMERICK
Two little monkeys raised and sold some cattle,
Then over the proceeds they started to battle,
One thought it was best,
That in cattle they reinvest,
The other wanted to raise snakes that would rattle.
Then over the proceeds they started to battle,
One thought it was best,
That in cattle they reinvest,
The other wanted to raise snakes that would rattle.
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Saturday, August 16, 2025
I BUILT A CABIN IN A SWAMP
I built a cabin in a swamp,
So, I'd have a place to romp,
I love all the snakes and the bugs,
With them it's kisses and hugs,
But, on the lizards I like to stomp.
So, I'd have a place to romp,
I love all the snakes and the bugs,
With them it's kisses and hugs,
But, on the lizards I like to stomp.
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Tuesday, March 26, 2024
THE SERPENT UNDER THE ROCK
There was a poison filled serpent underneath a pretty granite rock,
I thought I'd find a stick and clobber him, and record it for Tik Tok,
Then the serpent slithered toward me,
Bit me just below my bad knee,
As I lay crying, dying, the nasty serpent danced around, to mock.
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Monday, March 11, 2024
THE SNAKE IN THE POOL LIMERICK
A snake fell into my swimming pool,
I guess he wanted to feel real cool,
He chased us all away,
On a hot summer day,
Now "no snakes in the pool" is the rule.
Sunday, September 3, 2023
JUNGLE BY THE BOOK
Wheezy the cunning barn cat, met Perky the perfect perch,
Wheezy pounced on and ate perky, then resumed her pond search,
Then, Wheezy met cobra,
He was some Casanova,
He gave Wheezy a hickey, then she slept under the birch.
Monday, April 25, 2022
MY PYTHON LIMERICK
My python has just slithered away,
Now, out in the Florida swamps she will play,
Warning: my snake is a hater,
So, beware alligator,
You might be her dinner today.
Now, out in the Florida swamps she will play,
Warning: my snake is a hater,
So, beware alligator,
You might be her dinner today.
Sunday, June 7, 2020
SNAKE, LEAVE THAT TOAD ALONE
There was a small toad in my garden of clay,πΈπ
He was chewing on bugs as he went on his way,π
Then, along came a vicious snake,π
That I chased away with my rake,π©πΎπ
The toad thanked me and bid me good day.π
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