LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Saturday, February 17, 2024
HAM FLAVORED CLERKY MANAGER
A lion walked into a grocery store, looking for a plump clerk,
The clerks were all very thin and busy, rushing around their
work,
A portly mean manager, named Sam,
Was yelling, and smelled like ham,
The lion hauled Sam out the door, and fed her cubs ham flavored jerk.
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Tuesday, November 28, 2023
KEEPING COWS FEELING SAFE INCREASES MILK PRODUCTION
I fenced in the barnyard to keep out the big cats,
I plugged the holes in the barn to thwart entry by bats,
Although, their emotions they hid,
The cows loved what I did,
Milk production has increased, so say the new stats.
Thursday, August 18, 2022
I MISS MY ST. BERNARD
I saw a little cougar,
Playing in my yard,
He only weighed 200 pounds,
But, he ate my St. Bernard,
I miss my great big dog,
I'm serious you see,
Because now that my dog is gone,
The cougar is eating me.
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