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Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts

Friday, July 5, 2024

JAILED OVER NUGGETS

Beautiful Barry had a nice little scam,
When Barry cheated someone, he'd yell "Bam, Bam!"
Big fake nuggets of gold,
Was the scam stuff he sold,
Poor Barry got caught by a cop's body cam.  

Wednesday, November 8, 2023

IF I TAKE THE BAIT, WHAT THEN MY FATE

Out in the road a $100 bill has laid, waiting for some quick feet,
I'd like to go and grab it, but I'm sure a policeman I will meet,
They are always watching me,
And set traps consistently, 
Then for $100 dollars, I'll stay at the county lockup retreat.

Saturday, July 23, 2022

MY LAST STOP, THE HOBBY SHOP (I shopped till I was dropped dead)

I have a hobby,
So I went to a Lobby,
The store clerks were snobby
At the checkout, I got robby,
I became very sobby,
They called in a bobby,
He cracked me on the knobby,
Then said that was his jobby,
 Cause he served the Lobby, 
And out oozed my brains.


Saturday, June 25, 2022

MY DOG SALLY, DIGS

I went to the park to walk my dog, Sally,
She was excited, and dug a park valley,
I got beat and arrested,
My sanity tested,
Now I live with my dog in an ally.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

MY DOGGIE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN ME🤔

My big doggy, his name is Clark,
He bites neighbors and goes, "Bark! Bark! Bark!"
The cops came to see him one day,
They had a back and forth say,
Now Clark is employed as the neighborhood nark.