A POACHED PHEASANT TASTES GOOD WITH WINE

The Earl got his mail delivered, but it was not pleasant,

The Earl got a fine, for poaching a little pheasant,

The pheasants name was Daniel Bill,

Tasted great, when the wine got a chill,

The Earl paid his fine; sent his maid, so he was not present.

MY DOG SALLY, DIGS

I went to the park to walk my dog, Sally,

She was excited, and dug a park valley,

I got beat and arrested,

My sanity tested,

Now I live with my dog in an ally.