SOME DAYS, FINANCIAL FRAUD IS HARD

My banker informed me, I'm quickly going broke, it would seem,

Nobody is investing, in my coins that are known as meme

The coins display my pretty face,

They're attractive, in any case,

I spiffed them up with a polish, to bring out their golden gleam .

JAILED OVER NUGGETS

Beautiful Barry had a nice little scam,

When Barry cheated someone, he'd yell "Bam, Bam!"

Big fake nuggets of gold,

Was the scam stuff he sold,

Poor Barry got caught by a cop's body cam.  

I NEED AN INTERVENTION

I'm trying to get over my addiction to snow,

It's hard to get over when it's everywhere that I go,

I need an intervention,

For my re-addiction prevention,

Gift me a trip to Cancun, I'll go.