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Showing posts with label fungi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fungi. Show all posts

Thursday, April 4, 2024

BIGGEST MUSHROOM FROM WEAR

Gary found a giant brown mushroom, sitting in a winged chair,
Gary figured the mushroom spore came from someone's underwear,
Gary loved mushrooms and rice,
He thought about it, and passed twice,
Gary took the mushroom, and won 1st prize at the county fair.

Sunday, July 9, 2023

TASTY AND CARNIVOROUS, MY MAGIC MUSHROOM FIND

I held a mushroom near my face, and he bit me on the cheek,
I decided that a mushroom with teeth, was a nature freak,
But as he chewed on my cheek skin,
I fried him with eggs for my din,
The toothy mushroom tasted so good, more I'm going to seek.


Sunday, September 11, 2022

REMEDY ROOMS

Todd had mushrooms growing on his ceiling,
Todd's mother asked what was Todd dealing,
She thought the mushrooms were worth stealing,
She hoped with muskrat, they'd taste appealing,
And give her ulcer some wood witch healing.


Wednesday, July 13, 2022

ERIC LIKED TO WALK IN THE DITCH

Eric liked to walk in the ditch,
But the ditch-water made Eric's feet itch,
And, in between Eric's toes,
Where the stink-mushroom grows,
A bloodsucker feels that he's found his niche.

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

LEAVES, TRASH AND MY SECRET STASH

The wind has blown away the leaves and trash,
That hid from all my mushroom stash,
The seeds have now dropped,
So, I'll pick the mushrooms that popped,
Then, hide the spot before a neighborhood dash.