LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Sunday, November 17, 2024
LARRY STAYED HOME, AGAIN
It was early morning, and Larry's feet were covered with snow,
And, everywhere that Larry went, the snow would blow blow, blow,
Although he gave it a jerk,
The old snowblower wouldn't work,
Larry couldn't take a cab to his job, because he lacked the doe.
Friday, April 19, 2024
BRAIN CHIPS AND PRODUCTIVITY
I was admonished for working too slow,
The boss wanted me to go, go, go, go,
It caused me agonizing pain,
When he planted chips in my brain,
To make the boss more doe, doe, doe, doe.
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Monday, December 11, 2023
SAGA OF THE NIGHT WATCHMAN
Mr. Murphy, he retired,
His other choice, was get fired,
He was out of date,
Would hesitate,
Had no promotions, since he was hired.
Friday, July 14, 2023
AI GAVE ME FAT THIGHS
I ordered from an AI, my dinner online,
The AI took my order and I thought all was fine,
I ordered chicken and fries,
Got pancakes and fried thighs,
I think the AI should stop sampling the wine.
I DIDN'T KNOW. THERE WAS A CRAPIER JOB, UNTIL AI TOOK IT AWAY
I was a limericks writer, paid in rubles, plus it was a hob,
Now Artificial intelligence, has taken away my job,
I pick up bottles in ditches,
Get stained and muddy britches,
Just so I get to eat, because I'm now an unemployed slob.
Monday, May 1, 2023
TODAY WE CELEBRATE MAY DAY
Today we celebrate May Day, and I wished I got paid,
Worked as a plumber, gardener, and part-time meter maid,
I mow lawns for a buck,
Haul trash in my truck,
Yet I haven't got funds for one Gatorade.
Thursday, April 27, 2023
TERMINATOR MAIL
My email said I was terminated,
Said my last check would be prorated,
It would reflect my slow pace,
1/3 of my pay base,
I felt cheated, and quite underrated.
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