FREE BOOZE ON NEW YEARS, AND MY BOSSES STILL HATE ME

New Years Eve I had over all my bosses,

And, they drank down all my sauces,

My party got praise,

But I didn't get a raise,

My alcohol bribes turned into loses.

I CHOSE THE FREE RIDE OFFER

I ran into a zebra, and he kissed me on the face,

He had a big sloppy tongue, smelled like pork in a meat case,

I tried not to hurt feelings,

But I had other dealings,

With a kissing camel, who'd give me a free ride, anyplace.🐪