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Showing posts with label CAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CAR. Show all posts

Monday, March 4, 2024

I WENT CLANGING DOWN THE HIGHWAY

I drove my pickup down the highway, while it made a clanging noise,
I drove it to the mechanic shop, called Big Jobs At Little Roy's,
My transmission was repaired,
Even the tires got re-aired,
I wrote Roy's a nice fat check, then used the toilet, marked Little Boys.

Friday, November 10, 2023

CRAZY ON A TRAIN

As I traveled on a slow travel train,
I was tied down with a thick, heavy chain,
They said I had monkey brain,
In short, I was quite insane,
Then in pops Santa, sucking candy cane.

Thursday, August 24, 2023

THE GOOD EARTH IS FLAT?

If our planet is flat like a board,
One could reap a substantial reward,
For a vacation that's cheap,
One just digs extra deep,
It beats driving all day in mom's Ford.

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

DANGEROUS JOURNEYS

Although I got electrocuted when I gave them just a touch,
My jumper cables did not jump my battery, very
much,
So I was stranded on the road,
Laying in electrocuted mode,
Then a big rig went whizzing by, and he did not engage his clutch.


MY RADIATOR DIED, THEN I WENT TO THE HOUSE OF HORRORS

As to my radiator that died on the road,
I won't write a soliloquy, or even an ode,
Although I was demanding,
I didn't deserve stranding,
I was picked up by a stranger, and got Edgar Allen Poed.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

SAD AWAKENING

I awoke with my nose holes all full of thick slag,
My tears turned my pillow into a soggy tea bag,
I had cried all through my sleep,
For I had just wrecked my new jeep,
And my insurance, I have sadly let lag.

Tuesday, February 14, 2023

CHEWY CHEWY CLANG CLANG

The months in Michigan before May,
I charge my battery all day,
Between the mice and the rats,
The skunks and the bats,
My wires are chewed to a fray. 

Saturday, August 20, 2022

A JOB OR A DITCH, I MUST CHOOSE WHICH

Slushy snow is all I know, and the world has turned to ice,
On icy roads I cannot go for my tires have caught ditches thrice,
I'll soon be on skidrow,
If I pay for one more tow,
But, if I skip work I'll suffer woe since my boss is not so nice.

Monday, October 25, 2021

I DO NOT LIKE TO FREEZE, MY WOE

I do not like the rain and snow,🌧❄
I do not like off road car blow,🌬🚙
I do not like I freeze, my woe,🙊
I do not like to pay for tow,🚜
Not ready for the ho, ho, ho. 🎅

Monday, August 8, 2016

TINKLE, TINKLE LITTLE CAR

Tinkle, tinkle little car,
Your oil leaks on the road tar,
Your radiator too,
Is leaking green-blue,
I don't think you'll go very far.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

MILK, THE ALTERNATIVE FUEL

There was an inventor whose name was Larry,

He invented a car that ran on dairy,

Cheese, milk, and eggs too,

Made his car cluck, cluck and moo,

But, the price of the fuel made folks wary.




Tuesday, July 19, 2011

DEATH OF A CAR

Dead tree stands by car,
Wind pushes tree over,
Crash, my car is destroyed