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Showing posts with label Repairs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Repairs. Show all posts

Thursday, August 1, 2024

RED NECK LAWN ORNAMENT

Fast forward my little truck, will never, ever go,
The engine won't turnover, and that's pretty, darn slow,
I took it to repair,
That ended in despair,
The car's rusting in my yard, and around it I Mow.


Tuesday, March 19, 2024

WASHING MACHINE BLUES

My washing machine flooded the floor,
A soap river flowed out my backdoor,
The wet wood started to a cave,
Made the crawlspace its grave,
My landlord saw the mess, and did roar.

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

DANGEROUS JOURNEYS

Although I got electrocuted when I gave them just a touch,
My jumper cables did not jump my battery, very
much,
So I was stranded on the road,
Laying in electrocuted mode,
Then a big rig went whizzing by, and he did not engage his clutch.