LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, August 1, 2024
RED NECK LAWN ORNAMENT
Fast forward my little truck, will never, ever go,
The engine won't turnover, and that's pretty, darn slow,
I took it to repair,
That ended in despair,
The car's rusting in my yard, and around it I Mow.
Tuesday, March 19, 2024
WASHING MACHINE BLUES
My washing machine flooded the floor,
A soap river flowed out my backdoor,
The wet wood started to a cave,
Made the crawlspace its grave,
My landlord saw the mess, and did roar.
Tuesday, August 22, 2023
DANGEROUS JOURNEYS
Although I got electrocuted when I gave them just a touch,
My jumper cables did not jump my battery, very
much,
So I was stranded on the road,
Laying in electrocuted mode,
Then a big rig went whizzing by, and he did not engage his clutch.
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