CRAZY ON A TRAIN

As I traveled on a slow travel train,

I was tied down with a thick, heavy chain,

They said I had monkey brain,

In short, I was quite insane,

Then in pops Santa, sucking candy cane.

GARDENER LOU AND THE BIG CHOO CHOO

There was this very crazy guy, everyone called him Lou,

Planted a veggie garden and not a single veggie grew,

He bought a little Jeep,

It went honk, beep, beep,

The Jeep got hit by a big train, and Lou then tried to sue.