95 URINALS AND A STREAM BY THE CAR

There were 95 urinals, all in a neat row,

But there were no toilet bowels, for the sitters to go,

But not very darn far,

Was a stream by my car,

Of course, could one make it that far, one just doesn't know.

JIM'S APARTMENT

Jim's apartment, it's kind of small,
The bathroom is a hole in a wall,
The kitchens a delight,
A plate hanging from the light,
And, to sleep Jim curls up in a ball.