THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON

It's the Year Of The Dragon, and I have nowhere for him to sleep,

 If he stays within these, my walls, it will be in the castle keep,

What does he like to eat?

What's his favorite meat?

I have lot's of peasant villagers, that are calling me a creep.

THE SQUIRE

When my noble knight's life came to expire,💀

I took his place by my rights as his squire,👑

I beheaded fire breathed dragons with my sword,🗡🐉

Received golden coins for my reward,💰

And, old sods sang me praise in drunken choir.  🎶🎶🎶🍺🍺🍺

THE DRUNKEN DRAGON II

My bud Harvey, is a big drunk, fire breathing dragon,

He drinks way, way too much, and won't chill on the wagon,

Today he drank potater wine,

Burned off a forest, of red pine,

When Harvey sleeps, he sees more stars than Carl Sagon.

THE DRUNKEN DRAGON

My fire breathing drinking bud, drank way, way to much beer,

He was celebrating burning villages; the causation of his cheer,

Well, we took his wings away,

So, on the ground he'd have to stay,

Then he talked about his mommy, and his eyes began to tear.

THE RED DRAGON EATS...

I am the Red Dragon and I like to roar,

I got to eat people, nothing good at the store,

I tried some cheese,

But it made me sneeze,

It's tasty people flesh, I adore.

I SMELLED SOMETHING NASTY TO THE DRAGON, WILLIAM TELL

A dragon came to see me and said his name was William Tell,

I replied that my name was Anonymous, a troll that lived in the well,

He didn't speak French so good,

I don't, but wish I could,

I mainly speak in Trollebic, a language based on smell.

THE FAVORITE FOOD OF DRAGONS

The favorite food of dragons,

Is takeout food that is real dear,

For the food comes from a magic kingdom,

The food is called a mouseketeer.