Alien worms have burrowed into Jim's brain,
They control him with both pleasure and pain,
And, sometimes out of Jim's snout,
Some worms will pop out,
To scout for a new mind to train.
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Showing posts with label alien invasion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alien invasion. Show all posts
Monday, July 1, 2024
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
THURMOND'S TELESCOPE IS FOR THE BIRDS
Thurmond's telescope made the news one day,
When Thurmond saw spacecrafts heading our way,
After networks broadcast his words,
The spacecrafts turned out to be birds,
There was a crow, a dove and blue jay.
When Thurmond saw spacecrafts heading our way,
After networks broadcast his words,
The spacecrafts turned out to be birds,
There was a crow, a dove and blue jay.
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Thursday, September 7, 2023
SPACE ALIENS ARE WELCOMED IF THEY DON'T CROP-CIRCLE
I beat my swords into ploughshares but, kept a few spears,
For fear space aliens might crop-circle my ears,
I figure my pointy sticks,
Shows the aliens were not hicks,
So, they'll leave my crops alone and buy some pizzas and beers.
Friday, January 27, 2023
THE ALIEN CREATURE INVADES LIMERICK
I downloaded a really cheap movie feature,
About some crazy invading alien creature,
And, although the story wasn't tight,
Brutal force showed the creature's might,
So, earth's A-bomb was a fitting creature teacher.
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