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Showing posts with label alien invasion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alien invasion. Show all posts

Monday, July 1, 2024

THE ALIEN WORM BRAIN INVADERS LIMERICK

Alien worms have burrowed into Jim's brain,
They control him with both pleasure and pain,
And, sometimes out of Jim's snout,
Some worms will pop out,
To scout for a new mind to train.

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

THURMOND'S TELESCOPE IS FOR THE BIRDS

Thurmond's telescope made the news one day,

When Thurmond saw spacecrafts heading our way,

After networks broadcast his words,

The spacecrafts turned out to be birds,

There was a crow, a dove and blue jay.

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Thursday, September 7, 2023

SPACE ALIENS ARE WELCOMED IF THEY DON'T CROP-CIRCLE

I beat my swords into ploughshares  but, kept a few spears,
For fear space aliens might crop-circle my ears,
I figure my pointy sticks,
Shows the aliens were not hicks,
So, they'll leave my crops alone and buy some pizzas and beers.

Friday, January 27, 2023

THE ALIEN CREATURE INVADES LIMERICK


I downloaded a really cheap movie feature,
About some crazy invading alien creature,
And, although the story wasn't tight,
Brutal force showed the creature's might,
So, earth's A-bomb was a fitting creature teacher.