PITBULL DANCER

Rene  had a pretty dancing Pitbull, named Trina,

Rene trained Trina to dance like a real ballerina,

Trina danced the Pirouette,

From daybreak, until sunset,

When Trina went outside, she'd pee on a Gardena.

MY GARGOYL SCAT ON THE FLOOR💩

My gargoyle ripped up my homework, then chowed down poor auntie Bess,

My gargoyle was a real jerk, and on the floor, left a big scat mess,

He has a litter box,

Shared with my kitty, Rox,

My teacher won't believe me about my homework, so I'll lie, I guess.