THE FAT WORMS

Danny went to the special foot doctor to check out his feet,

His feet were getting real skinny, although he'd often overeat,

Seems Danny had worms that ate fat,

Would be great, but where they're at,

Doc moved the worms to Danny's belly hoping for a repeat.

FISHING FOR GIANTS

I was fishing for this giant fish, I named Mabel,

She was two times longer than my dinning room table,

I hooked her on line,

And, all was just fine,

Until, I was ate by her big brother, Clark Gable.