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Showing posts with label Wind. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wind. Show all posts

Thursday, September 12, 2024

BAD CREDIT AND NO HORN

Fred decided to buy a  new shinny horn, cornet,
Fred went to Hornhub, they are found on the internet,
Fred picked out one that shined,
His credit was declined
Now Fred has not a mouthpiece, and  lips dripping wet.



Friday, April 26, 2024

PRETTY ANGEL IN THE SCARECROW

I dreamt I was a pretty angel, standing in a field of corn,
When I awoke, I was a scarecrow, and with rags I was adorn,
I saw corn bent over, none were straight,
A coming storm, foretold my fate,
A spinning cloud roared through the cornfield, making this scarecrow, unborn.  

Monday, April 22, 2024

I KNOCKED A PIZZA DOWN

I found a whole pizza, but it was up in the trees,
Don't know how it got there, but there was a steady breeze,
It took me quite a bit,
But, I found a long stick,
I caught the sausage pizza, and added cheddar cheese.



Saturday, December 16, 2023

SLEIGH BELLS AND COOKIE

Cookie was Santa's favorite reindeer,
She always had a joke, and was full of good cheer,
And every year,
She'd load the sled gear,
And, licked clean Santa's bells, so they were easy to hear.


Thursday, August 3, 2023

FISHING FOR GIANTS

I was fishing for this giant fish, I named Mabel,
She was two times longer than my dinning room table,
I hooked her on line,
And, all was just fine,
Until, I was ate by her big brother, Clark Gable. 

Saturday, February 18, 2023

THE CHOPPER AND MY LOST, MANGLED KITE

I flew my kite on one windy day,
Then along came a chopper that cut it away,
The chopper-man gave me a smile,
While all the while,
My kite blew far, far astray.

I knew that my kite was forever gone,
For I waited up waiting from dusk till the dawn,
And, I feared once in the trees,
My kite would be mangled by breeze,
And, pieces spread over somebody's lawn. 


Friday, November 6, 2020

THE EMPEROR OF BEANS RULES ALL

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans,
He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen,
No one can cleanly pass,
His unstable gas,
If that's what the Emperor deems.