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Showing posts with label SPORT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SPORT. Show all posts

Sunday, December 8, 2024

UNCLE LEE: LOCKED IN FOR POOL

You always knew when Uncle Lee was locked in for pool,
Because he'd purse his pretty lips, and let slip some drool,
Then a victim you would be,
If you took on Uncle Lee,
He'd finish by sinking your balls, and take you to school.

Thursday, August 31, 2023

BACON GREASE SHORTAGE TANKS MICHIGAN ECONOMY

I got a card from Michigan, and this is what it said,
That everyone in Michigan, no longer ate fried bread,
A bacon grease shortage was the blame,
Canola oil, don't taste the same,
Bait shops worry arteries won't plug, then our worms won't get fed.