THERE WAS A MAN NAMED PERKINS LIMERICK

There was a clever man named Perkins,
With machines he knew all of their workin's,
When his business burnt down,
There was no one in town,
To fix machines, but some made wonderful gherkins.

THERE WAS A MAN NAMED PERKINS LIMERICK

There once was a man named Perkins,
He loved eating sour Gherkins,
He ate so many one night,
His lips puckered up tight,
It took days to fix his mouth work-ins.

A man named Perkins owned a pet store,
He sold little pigs, but nothing more,
He tried selling big hogs,
They were heavy like logs,

And that made his back mighty soar.