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Showing posts with label watch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label watch. Show all posts

Saturday, November 4, 2023

BERNIE PULLED HIS SHOESTRINGS TIGHT



Bernie pulled his shoestrings left and right,
To make his tennies fit real tight,
He moved his belt up a notch,
Did the same with his watch,
Bernie turned blue, passed out, what a sight.


Wednesday, August 30, 2023

HOW I WIDEN MY HIPS

Outside it was lightning and rainy,
And I didn't feel like being brainy,
So I got out some chips,
To widen my big hips,
Watched Housewives, while eyeballs got strainy.