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Showing posts with label Binge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Binge. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 30, 2023

HOW I WIDEN MY HIPS

Outside it was lightning and rainy,
And I didn't feel like being brainy,
So I got out some chips,
To widen my big hips,
Watched Housewives, while eyeballs got strainy.

Friday, August 25, 2023

I EAT OUT, IN MY CAR

I was sitting in my car,
Eating quail eggs from a jar,
Usually, I'd be eating chips,
But my blue jeans, won't hold my hips,
I'm now on a protein diet, and gained 12 lbs, so far.