LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, September 12, 2024
UNHINGED TRUMPETER
Tory the 1st chair trumpeter, became quite unhinged,
Because on Johann S. Bach, all night she super binged,
Her lips were sore,
Her tongue was tore,
She started Toccata and Fugue, and her fingers cringed.
Friday, January 26, 2024
KAZOO ON A G STRING
I turned on my tunes, but my tunes were not there,
A check went to subscriptions but, my check account was bare,
So quiet was my place,
I stuck a kazoo in my face,
I learned to play Strauss waltzes and Bach's G String, blowing air.
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Saturday, March 20, 2021
ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT MISSED SPORTS EVENT
I thought I'd watch some hockey
But, I passed out drinking sake,
It was real late on my tic tocky,
So, I poured some scotch on some cold rocky,
Then, played some recordings of Sebastian Bachy.
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
THE DAY OF SEDITION
I went into the parlor to listen to some Bach,
I then ordered dinner when, I noticed the tic-tok,
The TV talked sedition,
As I consumed my noon nutrition,
After I was done eating, I went online and sold my stock.
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
A LIMERICK WITH NO MEANING BUT, IT RHYMES
Recces Roy set cans on fire,
They were garbage cans full of plastic wire,
He got away and then found,
The plastic wire underground,
Such groups signal a future that's dire.
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