I DREAM OF MAKING HONEY BUNS

I got my filthy hands on some fresh honey buns, and oh, they were so good,

I love the sweet taste of the honey buns, that are made in my neighborhood,

They are are always honey yummy,

And, fit perfectly in my tummy,

Some day, when I am older, I'll make honey buns, for now, I just cut wood.

THE BEN MADE BISMARKS LIMERICK

Ben made bismarks until he was fired,
He didn't use the filling that was required,
It was such a big  waste,
He filled bismarks with toothpaste,
It was not the filling the public desired.

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MY COOKIES ARE SO CRUMMY

I made a batch of cookies, and they turned out way too small,

Someone told me they were cookie crumbs, and weren't cookies at all,

From my eyes I shed big tears,

I had no cookies for my dears,

So I went down and bought filled doughnuts at the all night mall.