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Showing posts with label prison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prison. Show all posts

Thursday, February 22, 2024

TAXES,AND TOILET WINE

I do not mind filing taxes each and every single  year,
It's paying the taxes, fines, interest and fees, that causes fear,
If I happen to fail,
I will spend time in jail,
There I'll be making wine in my toilet, and never taste a beer.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2023

DUES TO SCREWS

I went to jail and it was full of mean, nasty screws,
They kept writing me up for making toilet bowel booze,
So I could not stay real nice,
I raised the toilet wine price,
To bribe the mean, nasty screws with screw dues.



Saturday, February 6, 2021

RABIES, RED ROIDS AND LIP BOILS

I set up a shop that sold only snake oils,
I claimed they cured rabies, red roids and, lip boils,
But, the authorities, they care,
Said, "there's no real science there,"
So, in the state prison laundry I toils.


Thursday, February 4, 2021

DONNY BUILT A SNOW FORT TO KEEP AWAY THE FEDS

Donny built a snow fort on his golf course,
Where'd he get funds, some say Russia was the source,
Donny was fearing all the Feds,
And, years in prison beds,
Donny wasted his voice lying so, by his trial he was horse.



Wednesday, June 26, 2013

THE FEDS, MY FAMILY AND ME

I got home just in time to take my meds,

But, they were confiscated by the Feds,

My family accused of being reds,

Now, we sleep in cages on bunk beds.