BEETHOVEN PLAYS THE ZOO

I saw Ludwig Beethoven down by the old, condemned, public, animal zoo,

He was performing his Fifth Symphony on a Dollar General kazoo,

He did a squeak and a squawk,

Scared off the nest, a ma hawk,

The Kazoo was complicated to play, and Ludwig played a bad note or two.

SANTA DOES NOT LIKE TO SHARE WITH ELVES

While old Santa eats roast venison, we elves are eating snow,

Santa licks on candy canes; a taste we elves will never know,

Santa is all grins and smiles,

Santa has smart PR wiles,

Old Santa is very greedy, and he causes elves great woe.