SANTA'S TAINTED CHICKEN, CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE

I left a chicken sandwich out for Santa, but the chicken was tainted,

While driving, Santa's stomach started growling, and Santa almost fainted,

Santa made a few pit stops,

Calmed his gut with soda pops,

But, by the time Santa started back home, his seat cushion was brown painted.

SANTA DOES NOT LIKE TO SHARE WITH ELVES

While old Santa eats roast venison, we elves are eating snow,

Santa licks on candy canes; a taste we elves will never know,

Santa is all grins and smiles,

Santa has smart PR wiles,

Old Santa is very greedy, and he causes elves great woe.