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Showing posts with label driver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label driver. Show all posts

Monday, November 11, 2024

THAT WICKED WITCH CAST A SPELL ON ME

My meanie wife was a little witch, and a little witch she was,
She cast spells on everyone, and her reason was just because,
She turned my kinfolk into toads,
They all got run over, on the roads,
Just because I crashed the car last last night, she siced on me the fuzz.

Saturday, September 7, 2024

WHEN YOU HEAR A JEEP BEEP FROM BEHIND

Junior Otto has a little old jeep,
Up the hill it will very, slowly creep,
A couple of takes,
The jeep has no brakes,
Going downhill, Junior relies on his beep.

Saturday, April 6, 2024

MY ZAG AND MY ZIG AND MY JAZZ HARP GIG

I agreed with the highway when I made the zig,
I am afraid my zag was a mile too big,
My jeep made a fast roll,
I split body from soul,
I now play funky harp, when I get a jazz gig.



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Friday, March 29, 2024

WHEN I WAS A DRIVER'S TRAINEE

I was a driver's trainee,
When it was pour down rainy,
I hit the brake,
Slid, hit the lake,
After going through the fence called chainy.


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Saturday, May 27, 2023

I'm Staying At The "Jailhouse Hotel" On Memorial Day Weekend

I drove up north really fast,
So my time at my vacay would last,
I rolled the car while speeding,
My bod starting bleeding,
Now, I'm sitting in jail with a cast.

Saturday, November 12, 2022

PUS ON MY BAGEL, NO THANKS

My bagel had no cream cheese, so I put up a fuss,
The diner said they had no cream cheese, because it turned to pus,
I felt a shame,
Putting the diner to blame,
Then I went back driving, the town local passenger bus. 







Tuesday, July 26, 2022

NOT TO SEE FAR OR NEAR AND DRIVE OFF THE PIER

Dennis the driver couldn't see far or near,
Dennis the driver drove his truck off the pier,
Dennis did find his way,
To the bottom of the bay,
Now, his bones sit at the wheel, where they steer.