WHEN YOU HEAR A JEEP BEEP FROM BEHIND

Junior Otto has a little old jeep,

Up the hill it will very, slowly creep,

A couple of takes,

The jeep has no brakes,

Going downhill, Junior relies on his beep.

CHICKEN TASTES LIKE TUNA, AND HAM, I'M NOT SURE YET

I opened a small can that said "Chicken Of The Sea",

It tasted mostly like, some old tuna fish to me,

The taste haunts my puckered mouth,

From up north to the down south,

Next, I'm eating canned ham, but what flavor will that be?