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Monday, November 11, 2024
THAT WICKED WITCH CAST A SPELL ON ME
My meanie wife was a little witch, and a little witch she was,
She cast spells on everyone, and her reason was just because,
She turned my kinfolk into toads,
They all got run over, on the roads,
Just because I crashed the car last last night, she siced on me the fuzz.
Friday, October 6, 2023
SANTA WENT DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
Elves make a tasty, magic beer,
That Santa over intakes, I fear,
He slammed a mountain, with his sleigh,
Broke all the new toys, made that day,
Now, Santa is missing, oh dear.
Wednesday, August 30, 2023
WHEN PETER DID PINE FOR WINE
Mr. Peter got angry, alcoholic piney,
When the bar cut him off from his red winey,
So, he went home to his loft,
Put on music, real soft
Then guzzled wine from his two-quart, beer steiny.
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