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Showing posts with label Returns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Returns. Show all posts

Monday, December 9, 2024

EGGS: NOT FOR DINNER

I bought a dozen large, chicken eggs,
Inside, I found beaks, eyes, guts and legs,
Near as I could tell,
These eggs were not well,
The store won't take them back, though I begs.


Wednesday, December 27, 2023

HEAT, LIGHTS, TIGHTS AND POO SOAP

The Christmas presents I got, I took back to the store,
I can use the cash from the returns, much, much more,
I can pay my heat and lights,
Maybe, buy new ballet tights,
And some soap, to scrub the dog poo off the floor.

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

MY SNOWBLOWER WAS NOT "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED".

I bought me a snowblower and it did not work,
I tried taking it back, and it was refused by a clerk,
I demanded to talk to the one in charge,
There is always one of them at large,
That one banned me from the store, and called me a jerk.