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Showing posts with label Policy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Policy. Show all posts

Monday, December 9, 2024

EGGS: NOT FOR DINNER

I bought a dozen large, chicken eggs,
Inside, I found beaks, eyes, guts and legs,
Near as I could tell,
These eggs were not well,
The store won't take them back, though I begs.


Saturday, July 1, 2023

BETWEEN BACON AND SOCIAL MEDIA, I CHOSE BACON EVERYTIME

I went to Twitter and I couldn't twit a tweet,
I felt really low, I felt deep defeat,
I did not get bitter,
Because they signed me off Twitter,
I can spend the time frying bacon to eat.

Thursday, January 5, 2023

SOCIAL MEDIA, I'M NOT ALL THERE

I have been banned from all social media on earth,
All my comments are deleted, from my death back until my birth,
I guess I'll have a munch,
Mostly candy bars for lunch,
I can't gain social media followers, but I increase my girth.