LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Saturday, November 16, 2024
THE WHIMSICAL LIFE CYCLE OF BELL FISH
Bell fish are swimming and mating, way out in the bay,
They go ding and they go dong, and they ding dong all day,
Baby bell fish are chimes,
They tinkle many times,
But, those poor baby bell fish, are food for the blue jay
Wednesday, March 13, 2024
BLOOD SUCKED AND THEN TEA
There was this vampire, he hung down from an oak tree,
Everyone who passed got a little neck bitey,
Blood flowed like a river,
Which made givers quiver,
They would pass out, but would make it to the next day's tea.
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Saturday, March 2, 2024
THE HILL OF THE BIG, BAD BOULDER
The enormous, big, bad boulder, came rolling down the hill,
It took out my camper, it was a total camper kill,
I had not any place to stay,
Slept in my sleep bag on hard clay,
I was in both grief and pain, but had no aspirin pill.
Sunday, December 17, 2023
DON'T LOOK, IT'S ANTHROPOCENE
I've heard I live in an epoch called anthropocene,
I looked for dinosaurs, but none have I seen,
I guess it's human caused,
And not easily paused,
I just hope snails won't grow big, and turn mean.
Thursday, October 26, 2023
MY HOME AND MY BOAT: ONE DON'T STAND, ONE DON'T FLOAT
The big rain storm hit so hard that my boat went sinkin',
My house collapsed down the hill, like the logs of Lincoln,
It rained over 10 inches today,
And, with the tidal wave off the bay,
I hope my insurer has a check, that it's inkin'.
Saturday, July 15, 2023
DRIED DILL DOWN THE HILL
It rained so very much, that mud went sliding on down the hill,
Along with my shack, and dozens of dried bundles of dill,
It was a disaster, complete
I had no place for my seat,
And the neighbor association, sent me a moving bill.
Friday, June 17, 2022
DISASTER, A MICHIGAN STORY
I about had a heart attack,
When the wind blew down my little shack,
It's the past, I won't look back
Lots of firewood to stack,
I'll winter warm, though walls I'll lack.
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