AFTER COLLEGE, GEN X FRIENDS

All my old college buds are ghouls, and each one loves to throw a dinner party,

I have to go because I am nice, and to be polite, I eat up, hearty,

They have a limited cuisine,

Only ghoul food (peep meat), I mean,

They serve the peep meat medium rare, or raw, but the raw makes the ghouls, farty.

DRIED DILL DOWN THE HILL

It rained so very much, that mud went sliding on down the hill,

Along with my shack, and dozens of dried bundles of dill,

It was a disaster, complete

I had no place for my seat,

And the neighbor association, sent me a moving bill.