MY BEAUTIFUL.BLUE TEDDY BEAR PART III

My beautiful blue teddy bear was destroyed by my puppy dog,

I told puppy he was very bad, then he dropped a big turd log,

I buried Teddy in the yard,

In the garden, near the Swiss chard,

Then my puppy dug Teddy up, and I'm in mourning on my blog.

I DIG POTATOES AND WATCH THE GOAT

I found a little fig,

It seemed to dance a jig,

Was ate by a goat named Tig,

Who chewed up my daddy's wig,

All, while potatoes I did dig.

PIGS GOT MY PAP AND BOYS

All the morel mushrooms were being dug up by feral pigs,

So, we went out hunting them, by following their pig digs,

But, those clever pigs dug a trap,

Caught my two kids, and my pap,

I then bravely ran away, to hide at cousin Quigs.

ELEPHANT BAD PET

I brought home an elephant, but I think I'll take him back,

The first thing he did was tear the walls off of my shack,

Then he knocked down my trees,

Frightened my honey bees,

Then he ate 12 bushels of apples, which for him was just a snack.