UNCLE FRED AND THE CROONERS

I decided to make a playlist with all the newer tunes,

I had not done so for at least 6 or 7 full moons,

Don't ever let it be said,

I'm a square like Uncle Fred,

He only listened to the ancient singing style called "croons".

BILLY WEARS A POMPADOUR

Billy wears a pompadour wig, upon his big bald head,

It's his favorite wig to wear, and its died a red, red,

His hair is real poofy,

His mind, very goofy,

Billy bakes the best potty pies, and keeps the family fed.