I MARRIED LITTLE MOLLY, AND SHE KEEPS ME SAFE

I went to the circus to see Molly my mate,

We got married on Tuesday, after just a blind date,

Molly is an orangutan, and she dotes over me,

I'm kind of a wimp, so just let me be,

Or you'll have broken bones, 

You'll make moans in new tones, 

When you feel a bit of my sweet Molly's hate.

I'M THE BATTER OF THE BALL SATELLITE

I hit a baseball with a ball bat,

The ball flew into space like a sat,

For a minute that night,

I watched my satellite,

It burned up in the sky, that was that.

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