One day after I had some beer, Everything became real clear, I looked outside and I could see, A pink orangutan in my tree, As I watched him from my little ranch, He wound around on every branch, When he saw my Steele glare, He waved to acknowledge I was there, The next day I could not see, The pink orangutan in my tree, My stomached ached and forehead throbbed, ‘My pink orangutan was gone’’, I sobbed, At last I lost my very last tear, Then, I realized my greatest fear, For the orangutan had taken care, To at least acknowledge I was there.