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Friday, November 15, 2024
BAD DADDY AND THE PSYCHIC
I went to the local psychic, and what did she say?
She said to move my family, far across the bay,
I did just what she said,
My family has fled,
Then I moved in with the psychic, and that's where I stay.
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
CYRUS THE PSYCHC
Cyrus The Psychic found a jewel, a rarity,
When he dripped snot on it, Cyrus found psychic clarity,
The drippings from his brain,
Predicted a client's loss or gain,
Cyrus charged a big fee because he was no charity.
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Tuesday, January 31, 2023
STRETCH OUT CHILI BY ADDING BEANS
A bear ate the weather woodchuck, and I don't know what that means,
Will winter be long or short, or somewhere inbetweens,
Will we get northern snow,
Or, a warm southern blow,
Will my chili be all meat, or almost 2/3rds beans.
Saturday, July 30, 2022
DAN MET THE WEIRD SISTERS
Dan met up with three sisters and they were all weird,
They had a shocking appearance when they all appeared,
They told Dan he'd be king,
If ten dollars he'd bring,
Dan is out his ten dollars, it's feared.
Sunday, January 1, 2017
2017 ON THE NEGATIVE HAIKU
New Year's Day, Big Deal,
Horizon Bleak, Sunshine Rare,
Year Of The Bed Bug!
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