LITTLE SISTER AND FAMILY

Mama loves mushy oatmeal, while daddy likes dry cereal from a box,

I like my ham and eggs and, night life sister drinks coffee for detox,

It's not easy being little me,

When I get older, I will get free,

I don't want  big sister's life; her face is all pimples, maybe it's a pox.

THE CHIRPY, CHIRPY LITTLE BIRDS

Chirpy, chirpy little birds,

You wake me early with your chirpy words,

I don't know what you say,

Because you speak in that way,

Like the kids in my math class, called nerds.

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BREAKFAST POST ROAST URINE

I went to do an internet post,

While in thought I burned my toast,

It was my last slice of bread,

That was not stale, moldy dead,

My coffee tastes like a urinal roast.