THE CHIRPY, CHIRPY LITTLE BIRDS

Chirpy, chirpy little birds,

You wake me early with your chirpy words,

I don't know what you say,

Because you speak in that way,

Like the kids in my math class, called nerds.

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THE HAPPY RHYMEY TIMES

Several years ago, people would mostly speak in a rhyme,

People were very happy, and very happy all the time,

Then along came this meanie,

Speaking the language, obsceney.

Now if you don't speak obsceney, it is considered a crime.

IRREGARDLESS, I SAY

For Bill, "irregardless" is his favorite word,

But amongst PhD scholars it's a word never heard,

Now Bill gets a thrill,

Telling the smart ones to chill,

Saying, " irregardless is the newspeak of the nerd."