SNAGGING THE PLATYPUS REX

I went fishing for some giggles and thrills,

And maybe a flopping mess of bluegills,

I caught a huge snag,

I don't like to brag,

It was a big platypus with two bills.

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I AM A SMALL SPIDER

I am a small spider that got washed away,

Now I am stuck on the ground, in the wet clay,

So I'll swim like a duck,

Climb up from the muck,

Build me a web, and there my eggs I will lay.

A RIB IN THE ROAST, BENNY'S READY TO POST

Before Benny writes his online post,

He has to have two eggs and toast,

A half pint of beer,

A shot of the Clear,

And, a rib in a very rare roast.